FUCKED UP FRIDAYS

Yes, F.U.F's is back!

We know we know, "Finally" right?!

Perhaps sadly, eff'd up things happen here every(damn)day. However, deciphering between the rated R stuff i.e "things we can show you" and our usual NC17 sh*t, is tough man!

Well, no time like the present to start dropping truth bombs: Without a pen in his hand, Marko has the attention span of a child, on crack! There, we said it.

It's not like he can't focus (perse), it's just that when we attempt to have him sit down for more than 8 seconds without flashing pictures in front of his face, this is what happens.

But give him a break. It's not like he's a hostage negotiator. Focus is not always of the greatest...what were we saying? Right! Anyway, here what "Focused Marko" looks like...

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: MARKO IN A SUIT!?

Hey Guys,

We decided that we couldn't wait for a "Fucked Up Fridays" edition to post this. Seeing as it's Halloween and all, it seems fitting.

Earlier today, Marko entered the office wearing this little "James Bond Villain" number. Much to our surprise we either figured, someone is dead...or is about to be. Sadly, it's neither.

The truth is that Marko was simply invited to the British Embassy here in Berlin for a night of cocktails, schmoozing and the 007 SKYFALL premier!! Yes, he decided that this year for Halloween, he's (apparently) going as a Serbian assassin. Hopefully, he'll either befriend, or kill Daniel Craig and we can end this lengthy film series once and for all.

Most likely though, he'll probably just make the cover of the paper tomorrow for drunk and disorderly conduct adding yet another gem to his long list of "International Incident" charges...sigh!

Looking good though man!

 (What?! One shouldn't show up to the British Embassy empty-handed now should they?)                                          

          (Incidentally, coats are great for hiding hand guns)

             (CEO Meeting: This happens every Wednesday)

FUCKED UP FRIDAYS: SMV RUINS (YET ANOTHER) CULTURAL EVENING

Hey Friends,

Our dear, incredible friend and pianist, Sean Barker, recently held a beautiful piano recital in Berlin this week.

An evening of culture was on offer (...who the hell knows why he invited US?!), along with a gorgeous selection of Chopin, Debussy, Liszt/Schubert, Rachmaninoff and (wait for it...) HE-MAN!?!? Yes, that's right (t)HE-MAN!! 

Now, we all know that once the SMV team is out on the town together,  a truly cultural evening cannot be had. Collectively, we possess an innate ability to taint whatever space we're invading that moment, with a serious level of good old fashioned Fuckery. However, "The Talented Mr. Barker" -as he's known 'round these parts, actually out-foxed us foxes and had prepared a little something to put us in check!

Shame you weren't there to see the lovely faces of shock, awe, bemusement and horror slapped on the faces of the other (actually cultured) audience members....BTW: that's a good indication that the SMV team is on a family outing!

Thank you Sean for the wonderful evening and for having the balls to throw bombs like that into the mix! You truly are SMV family. Enjoy friends...

NEW SMV STUDIO

OkOkOk!!

This news makes us feel so giddy we've all become like 90210 valley girls. The amount of “Ah.Ma.Gahd!!” being thrown around here is, admittedly, getting just a liiiiitle bit ridiculous. We're just so eff'n excited about our new digs though...and can you blame us!?

In the last months, we've been M.I.A (for reals we know). Hopefully now however, you can all see why. Looking this good was never more difficult. Thank God for our Patron Saint, Marko for brining himself closer to a Cerebral Aneurysm than ever before just to make this all possible.

One or two cardiac malfunctions later and here we are: In the most wonderful place on earth.

Thanks Marko... hope you got the flowers we sent to your hospital room. Loves you!

OYO IS WEIRD...EVEN FOR A "FRENCH"

Sometimes when we steal stuff from our artists, we feel really proud of ourselves for a another successful heist. We then crack open a bottle of (...anything really) and look at our goodies with smiles on our faces.
Then there are times when you sit down to open up some work you just poached from your colleague and friend and suddenly get donkey-punched straight in the head by the glimpse into that artists psyche you just unwillingly witnessed.
Unfortunately, it turns out to be true that, "what's been seen cannot be unseen". There are only two options from here: You can sit quietly in the corner, making shifty eyes every 5mins and judging what's going on inside the mind of the person you've been sitting across from everyday... Or simply pay a little deposit into the Wank-Bank. The choice is yours.  

But seriously OYO, "TittySea"!?! ...For realsies? You're lucky you're so good dude.
Here what we could (legally) show you. The rest will most likely be on reserve for a "Fucked up Friday" session.

FUCKED UP FRIDAYS (DOUBLE DROP)

Hey Guys,

Seeing as last week we failed to post a Fucked Up Fridays message (...Hey! Nobody's perfect), this week we decided to "double drop" and split it into two different parts, focusing on two different questions (both equally insightful views into our fucked up little SMV family).

Here we go...

Question 1:

What happens when your team leaves the studio to go out for lunch (FOR ONCE!), but you have a lazy, drunken fool of a producer who "possibly" had a liiiittle too much the night before and simply can't handle the thought of using her OWN two legs to get around anymore?

Question 2:

What happens when a bunch of artists are working on a project and need some first-hand reference material (and also for some strange reason have the props, in-house, to carry out a full photo shoot)? …yeah, that's right: FUCK YOU GOOGLE REFERENCING!!!

Happy Easter break Ya'll!

SMV TURNS TWO!!

Happy Birthday to us!

After slaving away during the long winter months, the entire family FINALLY broke out of the studio and took to the streets in celebration. We stuffed our faces and drunk until our liver official filed for a divorce. Damn, it was fun!

Here's a look at some SIXMOREMADNESS...